Stainless< i>, Todd Grimson set out to write 'the Ultimate, Final Vampire Novel' and succeeded." (The Guardian< i>)< b>< p>

Justine is a vampire. Keith just lives like one. An ex junkie and ex rock star, his hands mangled by his dead ex's own jealous ex, he's let go of his ambitions."> Stainless< i>, Todd Grimson set out to write 'the Ultimate, Final Vampire Novel' and succeeded." (The Guardian< i>)< b>< p>

Justine is a vampire. Keith just lives like one. An ex junkie and ex rock star, his hands mangled by his dead ex's own jealous ex, he's let go of his ambitions."> Stainless< i>, Todd Grimson set out to write 'the Ultimate, Final Vampire Novel' and succeeded." (The Guardian< i>)< b>< p>

Justine is a vampire. Keith just lives like one. An ex junkie and ex rock star, his hands mangled by his dead ex's own jealous ex, he's let go of his ambitions."> Stainless-bsmoothhr

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StainlessBy: Todd Grimson Published by McNally Jackson Books, 2025 10 14

A bloody, erotic love story from "the greatest horror writer you've never read . . . In Stainless< i>, Todd Grimson set out to write 'the Ultimate, Final Vampire Novel' and succeeded." (The Guardian< i>)< b>< p>

Justine is a vampire. Keith just lives like one. An ex junkie and ex rock star, his hands mangled by his dead ex's own jealous ex, he's let go of his ambitions.

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C. J. Myers
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
Works great on many different size cans
Works great on various size cans. It is a little larger that other openers, but seems very sturdy. It is a little loud and slow, but not a large concern. Very happy with it.
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JJJ707
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 1
Stopped working after 3 months
It stopped working after 3 months. The motor still runs the gear still turns. But it does not engage the can to cut. I bought it for a post operative situation and I am glad that it worked when for the length of time it did but it's disappointing that I now have to throw this item away.
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Tvick86
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 2
Meh.
Worked great the first couple of times it was used. But then it stopped cutting into the cans and does not open them. It causes the metal to fray off in small pieces which resulted in getting a piece of metal stuck in my finger for weeks so I don't recommend. It's also very loud.
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GardenGirl
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
So simple to use, I'm amazed
Color: Black
Wonderfully helpful. Description is accurate, shipping was quick. I saw a few poor comments, but I have none so far! The can opener has opened cans of several sizes, from tomato paste to large cans of tomatoes; soup cans to strangely shaped. It's opened 30 or so already without loss of power. It's a little noisy, but about equal to that of a stand up opener. It fits in my drawer, which is less deep than most kitchen drawers. Most of all, it's beyond easy to use for arthritic hands. The ONLY CHALLENGE I have is that it sometimes fails to stop when it should. MANUFACTURER: if you read this and have advice, please share. At this point, I'd say this is a great value for the money.
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Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Cordless can opener.
Color: Black
Works great and has been very reliable, open many cans on a single charge, would recommend.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 1, 2026

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